Smiley's
     
     :^]    Reagan
     :-D     laughing
     B-)     cool
     8^)     my cool
     8-{)    cool w/ moustache
     :-'|    have a cold
     {(:-)   have a toupee
     }(:-(   have a toupee and it's windy
     :'(     crying
     :-#     my lips are sealed
     :-&     tongue-tied
     %-)     cross-eyed
     ':-)    accidently shaved off one eyebrow
     (-)     need a haircut
     (:)-)   scuba diving
     *<|:-)  Santa Claus
     +-(:-)  The Pope
     :-)))   overweight
     =:-)    punk rocker
     :-J     tongue-in-cheek
     5:-)    Elvis
     L:-)    just graduated
     [:-)    wearing a walkman
     d:-)    baseball player
     O-)     cyclops
     :8)     pig
     3:-o    cow
     :=8)    baboon
     (,'%/   slept too long on one side
     :-)>-   just washed my goatee
     :-Q     smoking
     :-?     smoking a pipe
     :-'     chewing tobacco
     :-E     have dental problems
     :-o     bored (yawn)
     :-{}    have heavy lipstick
     C|:-=   Charlie Chaplin
     |:['    Groucho Marks
     :%)%    have acne
     
     <<<<(:-)        hat salesman
     C=>:*'))        a drunk demonic chef with a cold and double chin