Things you'll never hear a redneck say: You can't feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. We're vegetarians. Honey, these bonsai trees need watering. Deer heads detract from the decor. I just can't abide the serial comma. Spitting is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Unsweetened tea tastes better. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. Checkmate. She's too old to be wearing that bikini. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.