Top Ten Signs You Picked the Wrong Internet Service Provider

10. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length of string.
9.  You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq
    portable and an acoustic coupler.
8.  Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack in the
    woods.
7.  Their proud boast: "We've been on the Internet since it was CBradio."
6.  Their promo materials use the words "information" and "superhighway" in
    the same sentence
5.  You order a SLIP/PPP connection, email, and 2MB of server space for your
    personal Web site, and the voice on the other end of thephone asks "Would
    you like fries with that?"
4.  "As seen in Better Business Bureau special reports."
3.  "Access speeds up to 9,600 bps in most areas."
2.  They hawk both domain names and Rolexes on street corners.
1.  They charge by the word.