10 things that sound dirty at the office, but aren't:

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   * - I need you to whip it out by 5!
   * - Mind if I use your laptop?
   * - Put this in my box before I leave.
   * - If I have to lick one more I'll gag!
   * - I want it on my desk now!
   * - Hmm... I think it's out of fluid.
   * - My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish.
   * - It's an entry level position.
   * - When do you think you'll be getting off today?
   * - It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!